Americans Not American'ts - Women's T-Shirt Size:L A vintage baseball illustration with

A vintage baseball illustration with visible stitching sits at the center beneath "EST

Propaganda posters telling you to skip the joint and hit the gym only work if the guy doesn't look like he replaced his personality with a protein shake

" with "EST" and "1915" flanking a distressed black and golden-yellow illustration of a Pilgrim in a buckled hat holding a bat in a batting stance

Smaller white text reads "FORT COLLINS

A 1950s hand-drawn illustration in red

Americans Not American'ts - Women's T-Shirt Size:L A vintage baseball illustration withSplitting "Americans" into a motivational pun takes the same energy as a middle school football coach who laminated his personality in 2004. Somewhere a bald eagle is shedding a tear, not from pride, but from sharing airspace with this at every cookout. The Details: Distressed red serif text reads "AMERI CANS" split across two lines. Black text reads "NOT" flanked by two black stars on each side. Distressed blue serif text reads "AMERI CAN'TS" split