I Have the Death Sentence on 12 Systems v2 - Unisex Tank Top burbank Inspired by Eastbound and Down

Inspired by Eastbound and Down

Six messages deep is not money

Arched mint-green text reads "REIDSVILLE" with "19" and "35" flanking a cartoon mascot with orange hair and a white baseball cap

but nobody's baking you a casserole either

and the lanes became another destination worth the drive

I Have the Death Sentence on 12 Systems v2 - Unisex Tank Top burbank Inspired by Eastbound and DownBragging about death sentences on twelve systems is a bold opener when you're three seconds away from watching your buddy lose an arm. Dr. Evazan's resume of capital offenses aged poorly the moment that lightsaber ignited. Inspired by Star Wars. The Details: Bold italic yellow text styled like the Star Wars opening crawl reads "I HAVE THE DEATH SENTENCE ON 12 SYSTEMS" across the center. Small white stars, a ringed planet, and a cratered moon scatter