Jolly AF - Unisex T-Shirt brigham city Fifties clip-art dad standing next

Fifties clip-art dad standing next to his offset smoker like he's choosing between two completely valid Saturday morning activities is the most honest thing rural America has ever produced

The pork shoulder gets more tenderness than any relationship

Curved golden-yellow bold text reads "I'M JUST HERE FOR THE" in rounded uppercase lettering with a weathered screen-print texture

" A white bowling pin tilted at an angle overlaps a golden-yellow circle outline

Orange groves still stretched for miles across Southern California then

Jolly AF - Unisex T-Shirt brigham city Fifties clip-art dad standing nextSurrounding "Jolly AF" with candy canes and prancing reindeer is the graphic design equivalent of a choir boy flipping you off behind the hymnal. Grandma's Christmas card aesthetic does all the heavy lifting so the profanity doesn't have to. The Details: Bold distressed white block text reads "JOLLY" arched above "AF" in a weathered screen print style. White hand drawn holiday illustrations surround the text, including a leaping reindeer, wrapped