G.I. Jose - Women's T-Shirt Color:Navy just protecting rock and roll

just protecting rock and roll from polyester tyranny

Tuberculosis couldn't kill him fast enough to stop him from being everybody's problem

White sans-serif text below reads "NETWORK TELEVISION" above a thin blue-to-white gradient line

Generations of Dallas bowlers knew those lanes the way churchgoers knew their pews

Walking in a winter wonderland requires a very specific cadence

G.I. Jose - Women's T-Shirt Color:Navy just protecting rock and rollG. I. Jos took the most aggressively patriotic toy branding the Pentagon ever accidentally created for seven year olds and just swapped in an accent mark and a flag. The template didn't even flinch, which says more about the original than the parody. The Details: Bold white italic sans serif text reads "G. I. JOS" with a green star embedded in the letter "I," followed by horizontal stripes in green, white, and red extending to the right. Smaller white