Dr. Jones Professor of Archaeology - Women's T-Shirt Size:M Staten Island

Staten Island

and more confidence than anyone who has ever sent an unsolicited version of this photo

White block text below reads "THE PATTERN IS FULL

and you won't even notice because the nachos are outstanding

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Dr. Jones Professor of Archaeology - Women's T-Shirt Size:M Staten IslandListing "Obtainer of Rare Antiquities" on a business card is a classy way to say "grave robber with tenure." Marcus Brody vouching for your credentials doesn't make the resume less criminal. Inspired by Indiana Jones. The Details: Arched golden cream serif text reads "Expert Of The Occult" above "Obtainer Of Rare Antiquities." A distressed earth tone illustrated portrait of Dr. Jones in his brown fedora sits over Egyptian hieroglyphics in muted gold