Walter Sobchak - Calmer Than You Are - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Midnight Navy Green brushstroke text reads "CHINATOWN"

Green brushstroke text reads "CHINATOWN" with smaller white capitals reading "SAN FRANCISCO" at the bottom

Distressed white block text arcs above reading "FIRST HE'S GONNA SHIT

Patriotic firecrackers exist solely as plausible deniability for people whose actual Fourth of July plans involve a completely different kind of explosion

" and "1934" on either side of home plate

Number Two treating world domination like a quarterly earnings call is why evil never scales properly

Walter Sobchak - Calmer Than You Are - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Midnight Navy Green brushstroke text reads "CHINATOWN"Pulling a piece over a foot foul is exactly the energy of a man who genuinely believes he's the rational one in every conversation. Walter's calm is a warning label nobody reads until the coffin's airborne. Inspired by The Big Lebowski. The Details: Distressed white stencil art portrait of Walter Sobchak depicts aviator sunglasses, a goatee, and swept back hair. Bold white uppercase text reads "I'M PERFECTLY" above a much larger "CALM." Smaller