Safety Third - Women's T-Shirt Size:M Red and white fireworks rendered

Red and white fireworks rendered in a starburst pattern appear behind a digital caricature of Ronald Reagan wearing a stars-and-stripes bandana

Gold horizontal lines frame the word "PRESIDENT" in small white serif type

Sloths playing saxophone look exactly like every jazz musician who peaked in 1977 and now plays the same hotel lobby every Tuesday with complete spiritual surrender

and blue striped headband

White hand-lettered script reads "the" and "Magnificent" above bold golden-yellow retro display text reading "Millbrae BOWL

Safety Third - Women's T-Shirt Size:M Red and white fireworks renderedRanking safety third implies it still made the list, which is generous for anyone lighting firecrackers like a bouquet at their own funeral. Missing eyebrows every July tell the rest of the story. The Details: Slightly arched white varsity style block text reads "SAFETY THIRD" across the upper chest. Cartoon style hands in skin tone ink appear below, one gripping a bundle of red firecrackers, the other holding a lit lighter approaching the fuse. Fit &