Falkor Fantasy Rides - Unisex Sweatshirt breakfast club Distressed golden-yellow and red flames

Distressed golden-yellow and red flames rise from stacked brown textured logs

The shirt knows exactly what it did

hand-lettered red text reading "NOW I HAVE A MACHINE GUN

Everyone who reads your chest becomes a willing participant in the lowest stakes IQ test ever administered

Straight Outta Scranton tribute design mashed up with old school hip hop vibes

Falkor Fantasy Rides - Unisex Sweatshirt breakfast club Distressed golden-yellow and red flamesFalkor's Yelp page is all five star reviews and passengers ugly crying into his fur at 10,000 feet. Golden retriever energy with a commercial flight license is a dangerous combination. Inspired by The NeverEnding Story. The Details: A digital illustration of Falkor the Luck Dragon depicts a white and light blue body with floppy ears, pink tongue, and open mouth, surrounded by small scattered stars. Distressed golden yellow ornate serif text below