Back in My Day We Had 9 Planets - Unisex Tank Top camping Arched distressed white serif text

Arched distressed white serif text reads "I ATE AN" across the top

Roy Hobbs started a lumber company with exactly one product and zero business plan

Napoleon got a waterslide and history got a pep rally

and nothing moves product like a really personal rat problem

I'm just a Caveman

Back in My Day We Had 9 Planets - Unisex Tank Top camping Arched distressed white serif textPluto got demoted by a committee vote, which is basically a reality show elimination but with worse wardrobes. Nobody memorized a mnemonic about eight pizzas. The Details: Cartoon style solar system illustration depicts the Sun and nine traditional planets in full color along white orbital rings, with Pluto at the outermost position. Distressed white block text below reads "BACK IN MY DAY WE HAD 9 PLANETS." Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex Tank