Mikey Swingers - Always Wait Two Days - Unisex T-Shirt genius born from the most underwhelming

born from the most underwhelming birthday gift in bandit history

Inspired by Revenge of the Nerds

1987" centered beneath

Mike Ditka's Willow Lounge inside carried a mystique no ordinary lanes bar could match

" White sans-serif text at the bottom reads "7502 E

Mikey Swingers - Always Wait Two Days - Unisex T-Shirt genius born from the most underwhelmingMikey's two day rule lasted about forty five seconds before he speed dialed his way into answering machine infamy. Six messages deep is not money, baby, and everyone knows it from personal experience. Inspired by Swingers. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "ALWAYS" above a posterized illustration of Mikey in a white tank top, holding a brick sized 90s phone with an extended antenna to his ear. Below, matching distressed white block