If You Ain't First You're Last - Unisex Hoodie Size:3XL Curved distressed white block text

Curved distressed white block text below reads "IF I'M REAL

Pink and black text below reads "PARK AVENUE at 22nd STREET" above spaced pink letters reading "MIAMI BEACH

holding an oversized combat knife

Inspired by Home Alone

a curly black mustache tucked beneath the hat brim

If You Ain't First You're Last - Unisex Hoodie Size:3XL Curved distressed white block textGeorge Washington got to be first at everything because his only competition was a bunch of guys in wigs arguing about tea. Ricky Bobby would have lapped the entire Continental Congress and still found time to thank baby Jesus. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "IF YOU AIN'T FIRST," above a digital illustration of George Washington in a blue coat with red trim, white cravat, and white powdered wig, flanked by red, white, and blue stars.