Smoke Brisket Not Meth v2 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Red Decorative serif text in distressed

Decorative serif text in distressed black ink reads "As You Wish" in a storybook-style typeface with weathered texture

The La Concha Motel

Diplomacy from a species whose entire vocabulary is two syllables repeated while vaporizing Congress is honestly the most transparent foreign policy ever proposed

Charitable denial never sounded so smooth

Some teams played for glory

Smoke Brisket Not Meth v2 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Red Decorative serif text in distressedDrug prevention campaigns spent billions when the answer was always a kettle grill and a fourteen hour cook. Nobody ever ruined their life chasing a perfect smoke ring, though their marriage might have questions about the brisket budget. The Details: A 1950s style white clip art illustration depicts a clean cut man in a dress shirt and tie standing beside a charcoal kettle grill with smoke rising from meat on the grate. Distressed white text below