Red River Unger & The Saddlesores - Unisex Sweatshirt millbrae creating a vintage mid-century restaurant

creating a vintage mid-century restaurant advertising aesthetic with high-contrast red and white ink

A green gravestone engraved with "RIP" sits on green grass with fallen leaves

knowing exactly which buttons to push

Arched golden-tan western text reads "IT AIN'T DYIN'" and "I'M TALKIN' ABOUT" curving above a distressed duotone portrait

and the other half will just see a fancy monkey

Red River Unger & The Saddlesores - Unisex Sweatshirt millbrae creating a vintage mid-century restaurantIn one of the greatest what the hell is happening moments in sitcom history, Felix Unger goes full Western and introduces himself as Red River Unger, frontman of the (completely made up) band The Saddlesores. Yes, really. Cowboy hat. Folksy drawl. The works. This tee is a deep cut tribute to that glorious derailment of Felixs uptight persona, straight from The Odd Couple. If you remember it, you already know you need it. Printed on our warm & cozy