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Distressed golden-yellow decorative serif text reads "The" in script above "Copacabana" in large ornate lettering

Charles De Mar treating a ski slope like his personal vaudeville stage while screaming about snow purity is the most honest thing any 80s character ever did

Bowling pins replacing that corporate trefoil is the most aggressively relaxed act of brand sabotage ever committed in lowercase

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