East Providence - Rhode Island - Vintage Roller Rink - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL Keeping that pirate hat on

Keeping that pirate hat on was apparently the hill worth dying on

White stencil-art portrait depicts Doc Holliday in a wide-brimmed hat

Ordering "secret agent" off the menu like a combo meal is peak consumer confidence

Grammar teachers have been trying to explain this for decades

and a circular cartoon portrait of Pee-wee Herman flanked by platform shoes

East Providence - Rhode Island - Vintage Roller Rink - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL Keeping that pirate hat onPutting a rooster on roller skates is Rhode Island's most committed act of plausible deniability since statehood. Every snack bar wall in East Providence deserved better than this energy. The Details: Circular badge with curved red text reading "EAST PROVIDENCE" along the top arc and "ROLLER RINK" along the bottom arc. A white vintage illustration of a rooster on roller skates stands centered inside a red circle, chest puffed, facing right. Red script