Directed by John Carpenter - Women's T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather A row of four cartoon

A row of four cartoon potted succulents and cacti in pastel green

Distressed white horror-style text below reads "IT CAME WIT DE FRAME

Bold cream text below reads "MINERS" with smaller text reading "CLASS D MINOR LEAGUE

Plausible deniability on a falling bomb is the most effort anyone's ever put into technically not swearing

Condensed white sans-serif text across the lower helmet reads "I'M SURROUNDED BY

Directed by John Carpenter - Women's T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather A row of four cartoonRolling credits before the first frame hits tell you everything, because that golden Albertus font is basically a binding contract for dread. Synthesizers and paranoia are included at no extra charge. Inspired by John Carpenter Films. The Details: Distressed golden yellow text in an Albertus style serif typeface reads "DIRECTED BY" across the upper line. Larger, bolder lettering below reads "JOHN CARPENTER," replicating the weathered look of late