Hail Santa Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt Size:2XL Vlad's bullshit air of intellectual

Vlad's bullshit air of intellectual sophistication collapsed into a whirling miasma of twisted dick jokes that would make Lenny Bruce's head spin

and the Northeastern Yankee Republicans led by Nelson Rockefeller

even though his thigh bore the scars of German machine gun fire in the Meuse-Argonne

profit-driven greed

drug running

Hail Santa Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt Size:2XL Vlad's bullshit air of intellectualThere are two types of people during the holidays: those who cherish the spirit of the seasonand those who crank up the amp, shotgun a peppermint mocha, and summon the Dark Lord of Discount Cheer himself. This sweatshirt is for the second group. Hail Santa is everything Christmas should be: a jolly old man with unlimited surveillance capabilities, supernatural breaking and entering powers, and a list so judgmental it'd make the NSA blush. He sees you