Moist - Unisex T-Shirt scotch plains Distressed white hand-lettered text reads

Distressed white hand-lettered text reads "There's No" above a large flowing cursive script reading "Crying" with a baseball-style swoosh tail extending beneath it

Axolotls regenerate entire limbs but still can't handle a simple interrogation without making it a whole pun

Large flowing white cursive script reads "Hurts" below

set against horizontal pink and coral stripes with a semicircular sun at the horizon line

rendered in a posterized style with visible outlines

Moist - Unisex T-Shirt scotch plains Distressed white hand-lettered text reads"Moist" is the only word in the English language that functions as both a descriptor and a weapon. Printing it in bold across your chest just removes the need to say it out loud. The Details: Bold white condensed uppercase sans serif text reads "MOIST" centered on the chest. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring Spun Cotton. Soft and breathable. Luxury (Heather Colors): Ultra soft Airlume Cotton Poly blend. Features side seamed construction