Old Age Mutant Mitch McConnell Long Sleeve Tee lewis & clarke S M L XL Body

S M L XL Body Width (inches) 15 1/4 16 1/4 17 1/4 18 1/4 Body Length (inches) 20 7/8 22 1/8 23 3/8 24 3/8

but in long sleeves

This unique 30x20 cm or 15

The famous flag of the Minutemen of Culpeper County

hilariously only taking Liberty Maniac's home state of Minnesota

Old Age Mutant Mitch McConnell Long Sleeve Tee lewis & clarke S M L XL BodyOld age mutant Mitch McConnell, weirdo in a halfshell! Made from a toxic spill in the murkiest portions of the Potomac swamp, Mitch mutated into the awful lumbering chimera we see today. McConnell lurks amongst the Congress critters with his bulging spectacled eyes locked in on the slow race to oblivion. Seemingly impervious to time itself, the reptile's ancient animal instincts have propelled him to become the longest serving Republican senator. 100%