Brad Hamilton - Captain Hook Fish & Chips - Unisex T-Shirt Color:True Royal Golden-tan distressed text reads "EL"

Golden-tan distressed text reads "EL" above "GUAPO" and "100 PROOF" in ornate Western serif lettering

Half the mainland has been mentally relocating to Hawaii ever since discovering you can skip the frostbite

and the universe decided his punishment was kneeling in George McFly's driveway forever

Italic serif text below reads "Representing Yutes Since 1992" with a small decorative scales accent underneath

Apparently the holidays need more cowbell

Brad Hamilton - Captain Hook Fish & Chips - Unisex T-Shirt Color:True Royal Golden-tan distressed text reads "EL"Earning Employee of the Month right before telling customers exactly where to shove their fish is the most beautifully doomed achievement in fast food history. Keeping that pirate hat on was apparently the hill worth dying on. Inspired by Fast Times at Ridgemont High. The Details: A digital illustration of Brad Hamilton in a pirate tricorn hat with skull and crossbones sits above white text reading "May" and "1982." Bold white Western serif text reads