Boobie Bouncer - Unisex Sweatshirt schenectady Distressed navy script reads "Drinkin'"

Distressed navy script reads "Drinkin'" above a circular stars-and-stripes backdrop framing a vintage-style bald eagle illustrated in blue ink

Hans Gruber falling off Nakatomi Plaza counts as holiday magic

with "Chatsworth

making him the sanest person in Rock Ridge

Arched red text reads "BOSTON

Boobie Bouncer - Unisex Sweatshirt schenectady Distressed navy script reads "Drinkin'"Speedboats hitting choppy water at forty miles per hour turn every passenger into a physics demonstration nobody asked for. Marina gift shops figured out how to monetize the phenomenon with two words and zero subtlety. The Details: Bold blue retro style text reads "Boobie" above a blue clip art style illustration of a speedboat cutting through water, trailing a splashing wake. Below the boat, matching blue text reads "Bouncer." Fit & Fabric: Style: