Weapons of Grass Destruction - Unisex T-Shirt alton Arched distressed white block text

Arched distressed white block text reads "SPICOLI" above a vintage television illustration with rabbit ear antennas

Keeping that pirate hat on was apparently the hill worth dying on

Fifteen blinks a minute means you wanted me before you even finished reading my chest

and the Bees became their proudest diamond squad

stitched into summer evenings and local pride long before the major leagues cast their shadow

Weapons of Grass Destruction - Unisex T-Shirt alton Arched distressed white block textGolf divots classified as war crimes would honestly explain why the course marshal drives around like he's on patrol. Pentagon briefings have less tactical intensity than a guy named Dave explaining his sand wedge preference. The Details: A white distressed illustration of a golf bag on stand legs with multiple clubs protruding sits above the text, angled slightly. Stencil style white text below reads "WEAPONS OF" in smaller letters, "GRASS" in