Well Hung Christmas - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Red Distressed red serif text below

Distressed red serif text below reads "TROJANS BASEBALL

Greendale's most persistent paperboy makes loan sharks look reasonable

pretending he understands the marketing strategy

White elliptical orbital rings surround the text

Founding fathers didn't specify which bear arms

Well Hung Christmas - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Red Distressed red serif text belowStockings hung by the chimney with care have never needed a double entendre, but here we are. Plausible deniability doing more heavy lifting than Santa's entire reindeer fleet. The Details: Bold white rounded text reads "Well Hung" in a retro style. Below, a distressed illustration depicts an oversized golden yellow stocking with a white fur cuff hanging from a brick fireplace mantel draped in green pine garland with small wrapped gifts tucked in. Fit