Pa-Rum-Pum-Pum-Pum-Um - Women's T-Shirt big lebowski Curved blue script reads "PAUL

Curved blue script reads "PAUL BUNYAN'S" above bold blue block text reading "CUPBOARD

Some pizzerias just feed a neighborhood

Angular white Greek-style text reads "JAVELIN TOSS" around a diagonal javelin flanked by purple-socked sneakers mid-stride

Slap a gift shop on it

Santa's cookie demands carry the same energy as a loan shark checking in on Christmas Eve

Pa-Rum-Pum-Pum-Pum-Um - Women's T-Shirt big lebowski Curved blue script reads "PAULRewording a Christmas carol with an f bomb is the kind of creative problem solving that should qualify for a corporate innovation award. Pa rum pum pum um scans so perfectly it's suspicious the original lyricist didn't consider it first. The Details: Curved golden yellow hand lettered text reads "I HAVE NO FUCKS TO GIVE" above "PA RUM PUM PUM UM" in the same golden yellow. A retro mid century children's book illustration depicts the Little Drummer Boy