Why Do My Balls Itch T-Shirt Size:2XL • Making guests stop mid-conversation

• Making guests stop mid-conversation and stare at your wall

The "Sorry I Can't Hear You Over The Sound Of My Rabbit" 11oz mug is the perfect companion for early mornings

expansive suggestion—delivered with restraint

• 2am snack runs in your mom's minivan

Slip it on and let the world know that your trips to the loo are as efficient as a Formula 1 pit stop

Why Do My Balls Itch T-Shirt Size:2XL • Making guests stop mid-conversationThe Why Do My Balls Itch? t shirt feels less like clothing and more like a public access television meltdown that somehow got approved for mass production. Inspired by the deeply uncomfortable, low budget chaos of early 2000s absurdist comedy, this shirt captures the exact energy of a man standing motionless under fluorescent lighting asking a deeply personal question nobody wanted answered. Its awkward. Its loud. Its stupid in a very specific